Whilst brushing teeth this morning the threenager says
"I don't want to do my teeth mummy."
"You have to do your teeth dude otherwise they will fall out."
*thinks for a moment*
"Yes, and den you put your toofs under the pillow and a lady called the
"toof fairy Logan" will come and give you some money for them" *big
smile*
*looking at him archly*
"Yes that's right dude... however she knows if you haven't done your
teeth or looked after them, and if you haven't looked after them
properly, she won't take them even if they did fall out"
"Oh. Dats no good den" replied the scuppered ratbag brushing his teeth carefully.
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