I disagree

There is not enough coffee to take away the hell that was this morning. Conversation at 6.30am went as thus:

"Can you get dressed for me dude?"
"NO!"
"Excuse me, that's very rude. I'm going out soon so if you want me to be here incase you get stuck you have to do it now."
"NO I SAID NO"
"Fine." (start sorting myself out for work)
"I DON'T WANT TO GET DRESSED. DON"T GO TO WORK!"
"I have to dude. If you don't get dressed you won't be able to go to nursery"
"NOOOOOOOOO" (as he hit me)
"Right, that's very rude. I am turning the television off until you can behave"
"NOOOOOOOOOO I WANT MY TELEVISION! MUMMY YOU ARE STUPID!"

*sigh*