silent night..

Nappy change at night...
Put low light on, Move small on to his back.
Small moves back to his front.
Move him again so he is on his back and Reach for the nappy tabs.
Small turns over.
Move him back and get the tabs off and remove nappy.
Reach for wipes, now out of reach.
Drop one leg to reach for wipes, foot goes in offending nappy.
Remove foot, small turns over.
Return small to start position and wipe bum and foot.
Place new nappy underneath still sleeping child.
Small turns over.
Return small to start position and put on nappy, before second tab is done, small turns over.
Start again.
Finally secure nappy, do up vest and replace jama pants.
Small turns over snoring slightly.
Creep out of nursery and hit creaky floorboard...

"Mama?"

DOH!